Certainty...

"A reasonable probability is the only certainty."

E. W. Howe
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Survival rate...

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

Zero Hedge
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Average...

"When she told me I was average, she was just being mean."

Mike Beckman
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Confused...

"If you are not completely confused by Risk, you do not understand it."

Jos Berkemeijer
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